Timetable of events
E&OE, subject to change without (much) notiece etc. etc. and don't forget the important party information at the bottom of this page
Friday 22 September
16h00 Onwards: Arrivals Cocktails, hosted by Big End.17h30 for 18h00: Early Evening Hash, Hared by El Toro. Just a loosener for Saturday's Main Event.
20h00: Dinner (The dining room closes at 21h00, so the later you arrive, the more the gannets will have eaten!).
21h30 Onwards: Drinks at the bar accompanied by visiting Hashers' performances (They are sure to be good).
Saturday 23 September
07h00 to 09h00: Breakfast.10h00 for 10h30: Main Hash, including ferry to Porquerolles Island. Hared by Skinny A for the walkers, El Toro and Prestressed for the runners, and Perpettual Motion for the FRB's.
This Hash will incorporate 2 beer stops, and a snack lunch will be available at one of these. The beer stops are located at great swimming spots, and there will be sufficient time for a quick, or leisurely, dip.
+/-16h30: Return Ferry.
17h00: Circle and End of Hash "Intent Cordial" cocktail, to celebrate centuries of peaceful Hashing between the French and everyone else.
19h30 - 21h00: Dinner.
21h00: Disco plus Cabaret: By popular acclaim, Easylay Airlines by RH3 will be presented for the first time in 3 years. Not to be missed, as our original star of screen and stage, Incredible Hulk, will be travelling especially from the depths of Hungary to do a one-off appearance.
In addition I have been warned that we have a professional line dancing team amongst our members. They are intent upon performing and, no doubt, will try to convert non-accolites . Last time I tried this, my legs got so twisted, I fell over. Well that's my story, and, contrary to popular rumour, had nothing whatsoever to do with the contents of my glass.
Sunday 24 September
07h00 to 09h00: Breakfast.10h00 for 10h30: Hare of the dog Run, hared by Dirty Dingus.
13h00: Lunch.
15h00: Farewell.
Notes!
Look out on the reception notice board for further information and last minute changes, and specific start location details.
THE SATURDAY NIGHT THEME
We know you all love to dress up!
The theme is: "Come as you Perceive the French".
For example,
Soft red beret, tight T-shirt over a heaving chest, short leather dress slit to the thigh, fishnet tights and high stilleto heels on pointed shoes.
Then we thought the Ladies would also like to participate and so the theme has been widened to ;
"Tramps (English or American interpretation) and Transvestites"
Please bear in mind that this is a French Government establishmet and this is your chance to really get up their noses!
Obviously, there will be a prize, or two depending on the budget, for the best effort. The judges decision is final, but Padre is open to bribes.
Also if we have anyone/group of an exhibitionist nature and would wish to contribute to the evenings entertainment, please contact me direct, to allow me to allocate you a spot in the programme for your act.
ONON to the Porky Rolls